Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
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The Great Gatsby was ok. Sort of like mediocre ice cream. I’m not complaining, I mean I hadn’t had ice cream in a while, but it just wasn’t that great. Just kind of chilly really. It missed the flavor it was going for, and reminded me of better ice cream.
People have been drinking wine forever. Rome was built on wine and Rome did just fine.
Till it collapsed.
Sure, but that’s how wine makes things happen. You drink too much, you collapse. [X]word
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I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
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